"Mommy, mommy! I want to watch Caillou! Morning, noon and night! Caillou isn't really that obnoxious Charlie Brown lookalike you think he is. No really, he doesn't whine, complain or act act like an overly-entitled 4-year old the way you think he does. Really, mommy, won't you sit down and watch a Caillou marathon with me??? Please????
"Pet, thanks for the offer, but I'd much rather stick hot needles in my eyes or give birth without an epidural...that's how much I *love* Caillou."
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