According to my 4 1/2 year-old daughter, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are real and live in our house. When asked how that was possible when *I* couldn't see them, Petra replied, "they're sneaky".
So out with it Hannah Cyrus-Miley Montana. Come out of your hiding place and start contributing to the household like the rest of us. I'll assign you a job. Petra has already claimed Door Opener so you'll have to be Trash Picker-Upper. Will that work?
And, if you are going to live with us, please go sleep in the Fairy Princess room. There is not an inch of space left in my bed thanks to the now-lanky 4 1/2 year-old and the 85-lb Akita who thinks she's a lap dog.
Thankyouverymuch.
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