Isn't it beautiful?

It's my new couch, er sectional, and it will be here tomorrow (sometime between 9 a.m. and 1 p.m.). Isn't it beautiful? Yay, me!

But I have to ask the question: Bernie & Phyl, why a four-hour delivery window? Are your folks just really bad at guesstimating how long it takes to get to a destination (MapQuest will tell you) or how much time it takes to set up a couch? Because I really want to be snoozing on that thing come 9am.

Forget it. Even a 1pm delivery won't destroy my good couch mood. I cannot wait for Sunday. I plan to lounge around on that thing and watch tv. And never get up. And make Natche bring me food. to eat. on my couch. while I'm watching tv. After all, the couch is leather and we're getting the excellent (and expensive) protection package that guarantees whatever I drop on the couch will come up with a quick wipe.

I. can't. wait.