I've lost SIX pounds!

In four days, no less! A miracle, you say? Hardly.
Water weight, I say.

The six pounds I lost are indeed the very same six pounds I gained at the Jimmy Buffett concert.

SIX POUNDS GAINED IN ONE DAY. How does one put on so much weight in one day, you ask? Well, it happens when you:

Eat this:

And drink too many of these:

And do too much of this:

Without enough of this to compensate: